Explanation

Super Recycling boy is real. Please don't ask Ethan to recycle anything. He doesn't DO that. However, if you yell in a sing songy voice full of need and desire. "Oh Super Awesome Recycling Boy" You will soon have a real live superhero to take care of all your recycling needs.

In short...It's awesome.

(Now tell me the truth...don't you think he NEEDS a cape?)
((And yes I KNOW the dangers of capes i.e. The Incredibles))
(((But STILL...it would BE. SO. CUTE scratch that AWESOME)))