Who is the best at...
And, who was the worst at...
So here they are the best and worst of awards July 2010.
The best sleeper as a Baby goes to SAVANNA closely followed by Ethan, then a tie with Emily and Tim and by far the worst Sierra.
The best puker goes to SIERRA. She lives on the top bunk but you can still count on her to make it to the bathroom. The worst--Tim...he knows why and so do the stairs.
The best eater goes to SAVANNA, I mean really when you have to say, 'No more broccoli until you eat your hot dog' it's a dead give away. The worst would definitely have gone to Emily as a toddler--the only food groups acceptable at that age was yogurt, milk, cheese and peaches. Thankfully, she's grown out of that.
The most creative come-backs goes to SIERRA. She regularly pulls a one-liner to put her older teasing brother or sister back in line. She can definitely hold her own.
The most dependable would go to EMILY. She only has to be told ONCE for jobs (usually) and creates the best times for her brothers and sisters. She would say that's boring. But I think it's cool in a fun happy way.
The most dramatic would also go to EMILY as well. I don't think it necessarily has to do with her short life in theater as an orphan in Annie or the Snake in Jungle Book, but it might be.
The kid that learned the most and got the worst grade would be TIM. Though his grade was barely registered (2 on a scale of 0-10) the comments by his teacher said. Tim is brilliant. (Now just hand in your homework!)
The award for the funniest sayings could definitely go to any one of the kids when they were 3 and 4. But, since these awards are for 2010 I'll have to go with ETHAN. I mean really, when you describe your self as a Cool, Awesome, Medium-Biggish Boy what else can you do.
Consequently ETHAN also wins the award for the best use of adjectives.
TIM earns the award for knowing the most digits of pi. Unfortunately since the rest of us only know it to 3.14159265 we really don't know if he is just making up numbers or not.
The award for the most excited to go back to math class...well that might be a draw, but considering SIERRA stalked the mailbox for 3 weeks straight to find out her grade, I think she has the edge and will receive the honor this time.
The award for having the most books on hold at the library at any one time would go to EMILY. Though, Sierra, Tim and Savanna are nipping at her heels for how many books read already this summer. (It's a lot!)
ETHAN wins the award for best helper around the house. Overheard, "Hey Dad, I have my hat, now how can I help you?"
TIM wins the award for having the cleanest room. Yeah, I don't know how it happened either.
SAVANNA wins the award for being most brave. Enough said.
The END
4 comments:
Fun idea! Congrats to all your winners! I'm afraid if I tried this with my kids, one of them would find a reason why her awards weren't as good as her brothers' and would start a huge fight. Very competitive, that child.
So fun - I loved reading about all the things your kids are good at.
I love that Sierra is the best puker and that somehow, someway, Tim has the cleanest room!
by the way pi to 50 places is 3.141592563589793238462643383279502884197137510. you can check, but i know its right.
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